Christmas Stuff

You know, all this talk recently about how saying Merry Christmas to someone violates their freedom of religion is really getting annoying.
Just because I say Merry Christmas to someone, doesnt mean I'm forcing them to be a Christian. I'm Pagan myself, Pagans celebrate Yule, the tradition that the Christians based their Christmas on.
I dont get into the whole 'birth of Jesus' thing because it's not my religion. I have my theories of who Jesus was and will stick to it. I dont follow the bible as to me it's little more than a collection of stories and fables with no real historical relavence. People who 'live by the bible' annoy me, that book isnt meant to be taken litterally, no, it's a book of SUGGESTIONS and stories.

But, honestly, what is wrong with that? If someone say "Merry Christmas" to you, exactly how is that hurting you? I'll tell you: IT ISNT. Just say same to you and move on with your lives.

Now, there is a story about some kid who was sent home from a Christmas party in school. Why? Because he was DRESSED AS SANTA CLAUSE! Yeah, the principal, I think his name was Mr. Dumbass or something, claimed it was a Christian symbol. Ok, not I readily admit to not knowing much about whats in the bible, but even I know Santa Clause WAS NOT IN THE BIBLE! There really is no religious significance to Santa. He's a symbol of the season. His origins are nowhere near the Christian faith.
You people with your anti-Christmas feelings and rants need to get over yourselves. The holiday now is more about Family than religion anyway and I'll defy anyone who says that's wrong.

Keep your close minded, politically correct moronic views to yourself! Granted, you have freedom of Speech in this nation BUT you do NOT have the Freedom to spread your stupidity.

Merry Christmas. If you dont like it, I hope you get food poisoning for Christmas!
That way, while the NORMAL people are enjoying friends and family this time of year, you will be out of sight and out of mind while you puke youre PC guts out.

Now, changing the subject I would like to talk about another group of stupid morons: Holiday Shoppers.
I'm not refering to all of you, no, just those who dont seem to understand the reality that if you wait to do your shopping until the last week before Christmas THINGS WILL BE SOLD OUT. Don't go into a store and ask for something then get rude when you're told it's gone! It's not our fault YOU can't get off your lazy rears early enough to get what you want! I mean, it's not like everyone in America knew Christmas was coming except for you! You knew it was coming so blame YOURSELF! You're the idiot, not me.
Also, this crap with stopping in the middle of the corridores in the mall to talk to your stupid friends needs to stop. I can't count the number of times I've had to stop and find a way around these fat idiots who think they are the only ones in the mall! If you see some of you're friends and want to talk GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY! For crying out loud! I dont want to have to go around your fat asses when YOU should be moviing out of MY way!
Another thing people do this time of year that annoys me: Going shopping for presents when you have the person you're shopping for with you! What the hell is that all about? It's not like we werent having enough problems with running low on bags as it was, no, you come in and want us to DOUBLE BAG something because little Johnny is with you! LEAVE YOUR BRAT WITH A BABYSITTER WHEN YOU GO SHOPPING! It's annoying to have to cater to you when YOU were the one who didn't plan this out well enough.
Speaking of parents...why dont you take your kid out of the store when he or she is screaming their damned heads off? You think everyone wants to hear your kid screaming and crying? I got news for you: WE DON'T! Take you kid to a restroom or out to your car and calm the little monster down because nobody wants to hear it! It's not cute and it wont help you move through the line any quicker. All it does if give us reasons to invest in duct tape.
This reminds me of something else: When we are working at our jobs, we are employed by our respective companies. what this means is WE AREN'T BABYSITTERS! Don't drop your mutant child off at our store and go shopping somewhere. All your kids do is get on our way and knowck things over. We all know they break stuff and YOU wont pay for it. You dont want to deal with your kid? Well, you should have thought about that while you were lying on your back! Either take your monsters with you or put them in the trunk of your car. We arent paid to deal with them.
And you cell phone users. YOU people particularly piss me off. You stand in line and right when you are about to get waited on your stupid cell phone rings and we are expected to wait on you while you chit chat away with another loser all the while you ignore us like we arent even human. THEN, and this part really gets me, you have the nerve to look annoyed when we start ringing you up, asking if you found things ok and ask for payment! Like we are inturrupting your precious phone call! Either pay attention to what you are doing or STEP out of line and finish your stupid phone call! You realize how rude that is? And, something you should think about, you do get laughed at for thinking you are more important than you really are.

In closing, Merry Christmas to all you anti-Christmas, fat assed, rude, moronic, cell phone using, bad parents. I hope you all get what you deserve this year...but you probably wont because for some reason stupid people live longer than they should.

To all the NORMAL people out there: Have a Merry Christmas and look out for those drooling boobs who would ruin your holidays!