PULL YOUR PANTS UP!!

Did I miss something? Was there an email I didn't recieve?
What I'm talking about are these people who walk around with their pants hanging off their asses, showing their nasty underwear to the world and thinking it looks good. Half of these people have faces I don't want to have to look at much less their freakin' underwear!
On top of that, I've seen these retards who don't understand that the waist of your pants goes around YOUR WAIST actually laugh at someone who has different colored hair or wears spikes or something, hell, I've even been laughed at for my fauxhawk by someone who can't remember to pull his damned pants up.

What makes this even dumber and the people who do this even more retarded is I've seen some of these morons hang their pants to low they have to have their hands in their pockets or have to hold onto their pants so they don't fall the rest of that way off. The dumbest thing I've seen was one idiot with his pants around his thighs, holding on to them so they wont fall the rest of the way off and this brainiac WAS WEARING A BELT!
What in the blue hell is the point in wearing a belt?! You realize that th efunction of a belt is to keep your pants from falling off? If they are halfway there already I'd say you've wasted your money on them!

My point is this: Pull your freakin pants up, you retarded monkeys, nobody thinks it's cool or hot. You have no idea how sad it looks when some guy is holding his pants up in the mall while trying to hit on some brainless mall rat chick.

The thing that scares me most about this is people like this would probably hook up and the brainless mall rat chick will end up pregnant and have a kid with the combined stupidity of the parents!