Things that piss me off, Part 1

There are many things that piss me off. I've decided to list them here when I'm in the mood.
First on my list are people who live and work in America yet, for some unknown reason, CANNOT UNDERSTAND ENGLISH!

I live in Portland, Oregon, a very liberal city so it has a lot going against it. This is probably why these mexicans and other assorted foreigners aren't FORCED to speak english. Now, I know it's not politically correct nowadays to say this sort of thing but I have never had that horrid infection, PC, so I will say it.
SPEAK ENGLISH OR GET THE HELL OUT OF MY COUNTRY!
It's not that hard to do. I get so sick of trying to communicate with people in my store and end up wasting 10 minutes just to figure out some chick is looking for Snow White! SPEAK ENGLISH! You want to speak spanish? Either keep it in your home or go back to Mexico...chances are most of these people arent here legally and should be arrested on site and REMOVED from our country.

I was told I should learn their language so I could communicate better with them....um, what?! I'm an AMERICAN...I live in AMERICA...why in the hell should I have to learn some other language to communicate with someone IN MY OWN COUNTRY?! I don't WANT to talk to these people, a lot of them have horrible breath anyway, but I HAVE to, it's part of my job. It should be part of their job to learn MY language or go back where they came from.

And if they are here illegally then they should be removed and sent back where they belong, but criminals who sneak across the border is another topic for another time...
Look, there is NO VALID REASON these people shouldn't know english. I find it odd how they have money that say The United States Of America on it...IN ENGLISH...yet they could't tell you what those words said if you threatened to deport them!

You want to speak spanish? GO TO MEXICO, if you want to live in my country- LEARN ENGLISH. I don't have an "idiot to English " dictionary handy that helps to to figure out what your babbling about so kindly LEARN ENGLISH!