Friday, November 18, 2005

Celebrity Trash: Barbara Streisand

Ahhh, celebrities, those who claim to be the cultural elite and had taken it upon themselves to make sure we commoners know their opinions mean more than ours. Take the case of wash-up, has been Barbara "babs" Streisand.
Here we have a chick who made a career of singing songs that made my ears bleed and 'acting' in movies that made me want to gouge my eyes out with rusty forks and now that her 'career' is nearing its end she's taken it upon herself to tell us what she thinks about politics.

She HATES President George W. Bush.

Big deal.

In her blog she rants and rages against our President, even going as far as to say he needs to be impeached. If anyone needs to be removed from anything, its Babs who needs to be removed from politics. Streisand has made it a point to place herself above everything including saying that a comedy show, I believe MAD TV, was going to destroy human society by making fun of her and she also tried to sue a man who researches the erosion of the coast, part of that research involves taking pictures...well, one of those pictures had one of her LARGE homes in it and she tried to sue him for invasion of privacy or something stupid like that (she lost, thank the Gods, and was forced to pay ALL court costs, HA HA).
Now, this rant isn't just aimed at Barbara Streisand, it's aimed at all these celebrities who cannot keep their pathetically liberal opinions to themselves. All these geeks from Babs to Green Day, Bruce Springsteen to Bette Midler, all of them need to remember something very simple:

THEY ARE NOT POLITICAL TALKING HEADS.
It's simple: If you are an 'actor' SHUT UP AND ACT.
If you are some geek singer: SHUT UP AND SING.
What makes these people think we actually give a damn about their opinions anyway? Just because your name is Barbara Streisand doen't mean I'm going to want to listen to your blinded political opinion any more than I'm going to want to listen to that hideous noise you call singing!
Besides, if you are planning to give what little opinion your sad little minds have been able to piece together, at least have the forethought to get all the facts. I've reads Streisand's blog and found it lacking in facts and reality.
Much like her songs which I find lacking in listenability.

I got news for you celebrity geeks out there, we, THE PEOPLE, really don't give a rats ass what you think. You sit there and trash the President, Republicans, Conservatives and the Rich all the while you sit in one of your many large homes, or ride in one of your very expensive cars, parade down the carpet to those lame awards shows in your expensive labled clothes.
And you have the nerve to say you are one of us? You make me sick.
You are vile, pathetic and lame.

Someone needs to start saying these things, I know your fragile egos may not like the fact that a mere 'commoner' dared to stand up and say these sort of things but, dammit, I will. You like to say you believe in the ideals that make this nation great, you are simply enjoying your first ammendment rights, well, chick, so am I.
If you could see me, Barbara Streisand, you'd see I'm flipping you an All-American, Conservative Bird and telling you to PLEASE, shut the hell up!

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