Ahhh, ALF

Sadly the title this time does not refer to the furry alien from the 80s television show, it refers to the animal rights terrorist group, the Animal Liberation Front.

(As a side note, I think it's funny as hell that they use the same name as the alien, ALF. Anyone remember what ALF's favorite FOOD was? That's right: CATS)

I found this on a myspace:

ABOUT THE ANIMAL LIBERATION FRONT (A.L.F.)

The Animal Liberation Front consists of small anonymous groups of people all over the world who carry out direct action according to the A.L.F. guidelines.

These groups are called cells (Cells? Like Terror Cells?) that range from one individual to many individuals working closely together. Activists in one cell do not know A.L.F. activists in another cell because they remain anonymous. This is what helps to keep activists out of jail, and free to be active another day.
They need to remain anonymous because they consistantly BREAK THE LAW by destroying private and public property and put human lives in danger through their so-call activist work

Since there is not a central organization or membership guide to the A.L.F., people are driven only by their own personal conscience or cell decisions to carry out actions. The A.L.F. is non-hierarchical in it’s structure which allows for only those people involved directly in the action to control their own destiny.

Anyone in your community could be part of The A.L.F. without you knowing. This includes P.T.A. parents, church volunteers, your spouse, your neighbor, or your mayor. No one is immune to the suffering of animals, which includes even the workers themselves in any animal abuse industry who cannot bear to watch animals withering in pain any longer.

Any action that adheres to the strict non-violence guidelines, which follow, can be considered an A.L.F. action. Economic sabotage and property destruction are considered A.L.F. actions, as well as live liberation's. Volunteers carry out actions across the world to bring animal liberation a little closer to the victims of untold agony.
Wait...these people consider economic sabatoge and property destruction a sticking to 'strict non-vioent guidlines'?!

Since there isn’t a way to contact the A.L.F. in your area, it is up to each of us to take the responsibility ourselves to stop the exploitation of fellow animals. In the words of a convicted A.L.F. activist “when you see the pictures of a masked liberator, stop asking who’s behind the mask and look in the mirror.”



ANIMAL LIBERATION FRONT GUIDELINES

- To liberate animals from places of abuse (i.e., laboratories, factory farms, fur farms, etc.), and place them in good homes where they may live out their natural lives, free from suffering.
Technically, animals should live out their natural lives in the wild. Sadly, most of the animals these psychos liberate die since they are no longer cared for by the people A.L.F. claims is hurting them.
- To inflict economic damage to those who profit from the misery and exploitation of animals.

- To reveal the horror and atrocities committed against animals behind locked doors, by performing non-violent direct actions and liberation's.
These people FIRE BOMBED a Michigan State lab. HUMANS could have been killed not to mention the 'poor animals'

- To take all necessary precautions against harming an animal, human and non-human.

Any group of people who are vegetarians or vegans and who carry out actions according to A.L.F. guidelines have the right to regard themselves as part of the A.L.F.

Yeah, let's talk about these vegans...
These people like to tell us NORMAL people that eating ANYTHING that uses any animal product or by product is wrong. We should only eat veggies and fungus since they don't hurt some cow, you know an animal so stupid it chews it's own vomit.
Ok, these people don't realize that most 'veggies' are grown on farms...farms need to fertalize their crops...
Most fertalizers are made from MANURE. This is also known as SHIT, much like the shit we hear from these animal rights groups...only their shit smells worse.
PLUS: Cows and other not as stupid animals are, by nature, vegetarians. If we eat all the plants they will starve.
Basically these veg-heads NEED us normal people to eat the cows, chickens and other stupid animals or else they would starve to death.

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