Monday, October 30, 2006

I.D.E.A.

Yeah, my friends who like to protest the Schumacher's store, lead by the big perv himself, Matty Rossell, is called In Defense of Animals.

Everyone knows about this Myspace thing, it's all the rage now and everyone seems to have an account with it. Personally I prefer my blog cause I can get more out on this thing but...

I was thinking, this IDA seems to be missing something and since they seem to have a great sense of humor, after watching their soft core home videos on their website and the fact they continue to allow Ricky Retard to scream and swear at anyone he wants to (when THEY are around, he's quiet as a mute mouse when he's all alone) I think they will LOVE THIS:

In Defense of EATING Animals A.K.A. IDEA

Heh, yeah, Now I have my blog AND a myspace that targets these monkeys.


By the way...
Matty, IF you ever read this, I gotta say you are full of crap. Mr. Gregg Schumacher is a rather nice guy. I had the chance to sit and chat with him and all that stuff on your website if garbage...of course, anyone who reads my blog regularly already knows this!
Get anymore videos of half naked women lately, Matty?

Sunday, October 22, 2006

What's This?!



What is this? I see on the sidewalk that someone dared to add some links to the IDA's scribbles! WWW.CONSUMERFREEDOM.COM?! WWW.PETAKILLSANIMALS.COM?!
Who would dare to do such a thing to those poor people who are simply trying to bring to light the plight of poor animals that are raised strictly for their fur to the people of Portland???

I demand to know who this facist, this racist, this bastard is!!!

Heh, oh yeah...IT WAS ME!!!

That's right you protesting freaks, you aren't the only ones who can buy sidewalk chalk and put words on the sidewalk. Difference is the stuff I put may actually inform people of your bullshit and terrorist tactics.
I'm considering this the first official shot made against the IDA freaks and their bone-thin leader, Matt "the Pervert" Rossell.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Now for the Fun Stuff!

Alright, yeah, I know...'where'd the other post go?!' Well, I decided it wasn't a very good one so I, well, I SKINNED IT ALIVE. I ate the meat and threw the rest out.

That's one of the uses of animals, by the way.

Alright, last Sunday I was on the MAX, I had a killer of a headache, and noticed Matt Rossell and his gang of lugnuts were outside of the Schumacher's Fur store. I wondered what was going on and knew I could rely on Matt's silly little website, portlandfurcruelty.com, to give the goods on this late weekend harrassment.

Apparently there was a photo shoot of some kind there and Matt's Prostate - er, Protesters, of course, that's what I meant...heh...
ANYWAY, they decided to show their stupidity to the Sunday crowd, of which there is little on a SUNDAY. They did the ususal, gathered outside the store in their little huddles and played their outdated PETA video on a cheap TV, is it a DVD? Probably not...and VIDEO TAPED the event.
Go to their site, it's great. Matty is a dirty boy. There is one video (for as long as this link lasts, that is SUPPOSED to show some guy mooning the prost-PROTESTERS, damn, but most of the video is focused on a barely dressed young lady. She ISN'T wearing fur yet Matty is taping her. I think the phrase here is either sexual harrassment or maybe Matty is a dirty peeping tom. You gotta wonder. I mean, the video follows the lady, she walked behind something and Matty is trying to tape her some more, actually LOOKS for her. Now I can't hear the sound on the tape on the computers I use, but I wouldn't be suprised if there is nothing but Matty breathing heavy wishing he was married to that!

(was the a cheap shot? does it matter?)

Look around their website, not only will you see people's asses, you'll see they video a lady 'falling' to the floor, Matty seems to enjoy taping half naked ladies. There is also the pictures of the one protester who decided to 'go naked' instead of 'wearing fur' but not putting ashirt or bra on.
Ok, let's examine the STUPIDITY of this action.
1) A topless 'lady' on a fairly busy street, on a SATURDAY AFTERNOON. Families, CHILDRED, walking around being forced to contend with a flabby titted dumbass who 'would rather go naked than wear fur.' Overlooking the fact she is an ANTI-FUR PROTESTER and doesn't wear fur anyway. At least, not when people are looking. Honestly, is this something we want to see? Hell, I've seen balloons that had been inflated for a week and were slowly loosing the air look smoother and tighter than she did! I mean, it's not like she had 'ample' breasts, but when she was bending over to doodle on the sidewalk is looked like two oranges in old socks were hanging off her chest.
(I wonder if they'll accuse ME of sexual harrassment now.)
2) AGAIN WITH THEIR RULES. Watch some of the videos on the site. They BLOCK THE SIDEWALK in a lot of them and actually follow customers that are leaving the store yelling, blah, blah, blah...
Of course when I come out of the store, they don't seem to say much anymore. I dunno why, I used to love it when I would come out to a chorus of boo's and nasty names being thrown at me. Now, they walk away from me...do I smell? Perhaps they can smell the nice juicy MEDIUM RARE STEAKS I love to eat! They aren't cooked right unless there is a moat of the natural red stuff (blood, for you protesters) filling the plate as well!

Which brings me to a point I had in the now skinned post (this is the skin part, not like the skin Matty likes to post on his 'anti-fur' website). I've gone down there and I've been video taped, photographed, whatever by these nutjobs and I have yet to have a picture with a half assed rude remark on it on their site. What gives?! Hell, last time I was there I practically POSED for them! I posted their pictures on my blog with some funny, BUT TRUE, remarks, the least they could do is at least TRY to insult me. Hell, post a picture and have that retard call me a nazi or something, well, have him SAY it but someone else will probably have to spell it for him...

Anyway, I'm still thinking about using their idea of vadnelizing the sidewalk in front of the Schumacher's store for something positive for a change. Actually put some FACTS on it, not like the bullshit Matt's gang put there. 'Schumacher's are murderers,' remember that? I'm still waiting for an apology to appear on Matty's site. It won't happen, I know, but it's funn to keep poking at them.
Besides, I happen to think the Schumacher's are rather nice people.

Now, I'll be posting more stuff here and tossing out sites and facts as quick as I can over the next few weeks because "Black Friday" is coming. That's the day after Thanksgiving. The anti-fur, anti-using-animals-for-anything-including-saving-the-lives-of-children people go out in force to display their stupidity and hatred for humans on a national basis for all to see.
Remember, they may say they just don't like fur but the fact is, and the main reason I'm doing this is, THEY HATE PEOPLE. They not only don't want you to wear fur but they don't want you to have zoos, circuses, pets, seeing eye dogs, and most importantly to me, MEAT TO EAT. These people are...Veggie-Nazis!!! And the last people I'm going to listen to about what I should and should not eat are a bunch of bone thin, sickly looking vegans!

You see these people in walking down the street in your town, tell them how you feel. They'll yell at you, trust me, they'll swear at you, call you names, maybe even spit on you, but don't back down. Dont' walk away because you don't want to deal with them!!!

I'll be posting some stuff about this later though...

EAT MEAT!!! ITS NATURAL!!!

Saturday, October 07, 2006

FUN DAY

There are a lot of little posts today because I wanted to have more fun. Naturally the protestors proved my point that they have no reason to be doing the things they are doing other than to terrorize and harrass a legal business and try to get attention for themselves.

Enjoy.


Now for this batch of pics...This first one is rather interesting. Here the 'protestors' are blocking most of the sidewalk. Now on their website, portlandfurcruelty.com, they have RULE NUMBER 2: Do not block the sidewalk for foot traffic. As I was walking up to take this picture 2 girls had to almost walk on each other just to walk by. I wonder if these nuts actually READ the rules on their own website...or even if they can read, period.



Here is a lady who stopped in just to spite the nuts. She seemed rather nice even though the retard said some rather nasty things about her. When she left one of Schumacher's guards had to get between the lady getting in her car and the man with a baby-belly. I guess this guy is Matt Rosell(sp) or something, I dunno, he's the leader or ring-master of this weekly circus. Gotta feel for the kid. Can you imagine growing up with a father who tries to put people out of work for doing nothing but selling coats? Anyway, maybe the lady knocked over old lady Martha Stewart's bucket O' sidewalk chalk, who knows, but charging to her car with this crap was wrong.



Ahhh, this guy...blue coat...when I refer to "the retard" on my blog, this is the guy I'm talking about. He's the one who called people driving by in their cars whores and bitches and he's called ME a nazi, racist, bastard, republican, facist, asshole, mother fucker blah, blah, blah...I guess it's alright for him to just start blurting out his crap because, as one chick told me, he has 'autism'
Autism? I'm sorry but this guy is just plain RETARDED. First of all, he's all brave ans yelling when his nut-job friends are around. When he's all by himself, he's just a quiet little retard who actually crossed the street and went back to his friends when he saw me on the street talking to my friends. He's just an annoying little bitch. I was called an asshole by the weird haired chick (hair looked really cool though, I did want a picture of her) because I called him a stupid retard that just needs to get kicked.
But at least he got one thing right about me. I know I'm an asshole, but to him...I'm MR. Asshole.
My thing is, if he's retarded and says all this crap, why would these people want him around? Simple: They do that same thing he does. All the name calling and sweearing and such.

Weekend of Many Posts.



What a sweet old lady. Nothing like someone showing their love for their fellow man by announcing they like seeing people get shot and killed. But we must overlook that because she's against fur. That makes it all better, right? I wonder when she will start wearing her "I (heart) Rape" T-shirt? Probably not until prom night. And yes, I made a remark about her shirt and how it's apparently alright for PEOPLE to get killed but not animals and she was saying something but I don't understand 'old-speak' very well.



This is sort of a random shot. Showing the sort of people who like to attend these 'protests.' Kinda makes you wonder what drugs their parents were on, doesn't it?



Ok, now get this guy. I tried my best, 'cause I know you expect that of me, to get a picture of his face but the Terrorist was afraid to have his picture taken today. Same with the guy in front with his back to me. He looked inside the store and saw I was taking a picture and quickly turned around. I want to thank him for that because I really didn't want his face on my blog. But back to the Terrorist. This is what I'm talking about here. They like to say "we aren't terrorists, the Schumacher's are!" But who's dressing the part? Now way I figure he's either
A) Embarrassed to be there so he's hiding his face.
B) So butt-ugly he'd be arrested for scaring old ladies and children.
C) Doesn't really believe in what he's doing so this allows him to not be made a fool of when someone actually points out where they are wrong.


Alright, this is a rather cute sign...it says IDA in the corner which is the group that works with PETA in some efforts to terrorize such business as Schumacher's. Now, what I would like to see is a sign with a picture of a cow next to a nice juicy medium-rare steak. I want the caption to read "Cows-they smell better on a plate."
This one shown here should read "Fur-it's so expensive! But it's free to protest it!"



"Your mommy kills animals" The old woman who was working on this "art" was holing a mock comic book (and those who know me know how I feel about that damned PETA comic book) with the same title. Is this getting through? SHE WAS USING PETA MATERIALS. Another connection to the People for the Execution and Torture of Animals (PETA). Now she was talking about her 'art' and how she wished she had a collection of it blah, blah, blah...I thought she was talking about some of the other art which I must admit is pretty good (even retards can color within the lines) but, alas, it wasn't her. She was trying to do a mock up of the PETA "comic" and wasn't doing a very good job of it. And for the record, in most families, it's the FATHER who goes out hunting...



Again, this whole thing about "torturing" animals...where is the proof? I mean, for the longest time these IDA nuts have been pissing and moaning the the Schumacher's get their furs from China and they torture the stupid things...now the Schumacher's have a Chinese Animal Torturing Facility in their store's basement? I wonder if it's next to the machine that makes the Protest Sale signs...

SALE EVERY SATURDAY!!



You know, you have to love a store with a sense of humor. So there are these unstable loonies who terrorist, well they claim it's a protest but when you've seen what I've seen...
Anyway, they protest so someone at Schumacher's got the brilliant idea to make a promotion out of it! I hear they got into trouble for the sign although I haven't the slightest idea why. I mean, I saw the picture of one of the protestors mooning the store.
Now if this sign is more offensive than someone's skinny vegan ass then there is something seriously wrong here!

Of course, it could be the protestor was trying to express where he gets his ideas from...who's the ass in charge here?

Monday, October 02, 2006

Are These People Serious?!




Now, from the above pictures, and taking into consideration the pictures I posted yesterday, we must assume that these animal loving freaks have finally lost whats left of their minds!!!
Ok, the first line reads:
"Schumachers Skins Live Animals"
Now, I've been in this store many times and I've never seen any live animals, besides the stupid ones holding up signs outside the place. So, my question is simple: Where is the proof of this? I mean, all this time these dipshits have been crying about how Schumacher's gets their furs from China and that China tortures and otherwise mistreats their animals. But if that's true then how could Gregg and Linda be skinning live animals? I mean, if they are skinned alive in China then that wouldn't exactly leave a lot left for the Schumacher's to play with, now would it?
Unless the whole China thing was pure crap...could these dipshits actually be LYING about this? Well, it would explain why they cover their faces.

...And speaking of covering their faces...
the next line reads:
"And Sexually Harrasses Activists"
Ok, there is a few things wrong with this part. Let's do the 'activists' part first.
These people are NOT activists. They are Terrorists, Law-Breakers, Vandals, Obnoxious assholes. Activists is something that would never enter on the long list of things these idiots are.
Now, the first part...sexually harrassing the 'activists' Ok, I have been down there and I have seen with my own eyes what these 'activists' look like. You would have to be EXTREMELY DESPERATE to want to sexually ANYTHING these people. How unactractive are these people? Well, let me put it this way: Remember those cards from the 80's called Garbage Pail Kids? Well, compared to this group, those cards were down right attractive.
Even when they have some dumb broad walking around on a Saturday afternoon WITH NO SHIRT ON, even when they have some pot-bellied pig of a man (on those same Saturday afternoons) wearing nothing but SPANDEX SHORTS, these people have nothing that would arouse anyone with eyes or a sex drive.
And if you think I'm kidding about the broad with no shirt on, I have pictures of her. I'll be happy to post them if you want. I really don't want to though...

My point here is these people...'activists' or whatever they are calling themselves this week are desperate. Their weekly display of stupidity has gotten them NOTHING. Schumacher's is still open and doing quite well.
Which brings something else to mind...
Why Schumacher's? There are loads of stores in Portland that sell furs but Schumachers is the only one that is openly targeted. Why? Simple: Not to long ago Schumacher's moved locations and that got some publicity. They moved to a street that is much busier on the weekends so these dipshits are only terrorizing Schumacher's because they get more attention there.
It's not working though, is it?
Their graffiti marks not only the sidewalk in front of Schumaker's but is now making its way across the street and down the block, they parade their stupidity in front of a mall that is about 5 blocks away...they are desperate for attention and don't seem to realize that NOONE CARES WHAT THEY SAY.
More people are annoyed by them than they are willing to realize. Thing is, not many people are willing to say it to their faces. Faces not worth sexually harrassing by the way...
Not many people are willing to stand up to them, but I AM. That's why I have this blog. That's why I look forward to having a Saturday off so I can go down there and tell them how wrong they are, I love pissing them off. They try to make people think they are so smart and compassionate but all it takes is one person to disagree with them and they show their true colors.
Name calling. Swearing. Shouting. Lies. Outdated information. All these things are the 'weapons' of the IDA and the fine dipshits that run portlandfurcruelty.org.

All they are are ugly liars who make claims they cannot back up. Hell, I even gave them a link to my blog and they have yet to respond to me. COWARDS.

Maybe I should sit out in front of Schumacher's some Saturday with a big old bucket of KFC...I was going to do something like that when PETA was going to invade my hometown of Jackson, MI...I'm not afraid of those dipshits I'm sure as hell not going to let these lightweights scare me off.

...but it's giving me a great IDEA...

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Pictures worth a thousand words



PETA KILLS ANIMALS

Now, one of the IDA's biggest friends and lovers is PETA: People for the "Ethical" Treatment of Animals.

They (the IDA) likes to say if Schumacher's sells furs them they are guilty of murdering the poor stupid animals.

OK, I'll take that argument and offer this website as a response:

PETAKILLSANIMALS.COM


Game,
Set,
Match

Portland Fur Cruelty

Yeah, this is the group of 'animal lovers' who terrorizes Schumacher's Fur every Saturday afternoon. Of course, I haven't been able to go down during one of their stupidity plays, I mean, I HAVE A JOB.
Now having admitted that I actually have something of a life it may make you wonder how I can level such a claim as they are 'terrorizing' the Schumachers every Saturday...
Well, the very pictures I took not an hour ago from yesterday's protest should show the sort of absolute bullshit that store and it's patrons have to deal with every Saturday. Not to mention the other normal people that are just trying to enjoy their day.

Alright, kids, it's time for another round of "HOW STUPID ARE THEY?" With your host:
ME!

Alright, welcome to this round and I gotta tell ya, the IDA people are really trying their hardest to show they are the dumbest people in Portland, perhaps the entire state of Oregon (of course there are the people who actually want Cindy Sheehan to talk here..they are a close second I think)
Ok, now please, review the picture I have posted here for your enjoyment.
One picture says "Shumachers Beat Their Pets" and the other two, when put together make the claim that the "Shumachers Are Murderers"
Now keep these lovely, friendly and peacful remarks in mind and I show our studio audience the clue on 'How Sutpid Are They?'
The clue this week is, once again, from their website:
In the interest of IDA’s peaceful demonstrations, we are providing a short list of what ‘NOT’ to do at the fur demos:
1) Do not touch anyone
2) Do not block the sidewalk for foot traffic
3) Do not make personal attacks on people
4) Do not trespass


Yes, RULE #3: DO NOT MAKE PERSONAL ATTACKS ON PEOPLE.
Huh, I don't know about you but if anyone ever put on the sidewalk in front of my home or business that I was a murderer or beat my pets I would sue the hell out of them.
Let's break this down:
First: Gregg and Linda are not murderers. they are what we call BUSINESS OWNERS. They provide a serive to people who WANT IT. That's right you animal loving freaks, PEOPLE WANT TO WEAR FURS. Your website claims "Join the festivities, grab a sign and leaflets and help us let Portlanders know we don’t like to see people wearing dead animals!" So because YOU dipshits don't like it, then the rest of us aren't allowed to wear it.
And you know what's REALLY stupid here? You try to talk to these robots and all they can say, besides swearing at you, calling you all sorts of nasty names and trying to trash you religion and lifestyle, is "we have the right to be here" The one lardass a few weeks ago said she has the Freedom Of Speech and the right to voice her opinion. (She should also have the right to pay property taxes on her enormous ass but that's another topic for another time) but these rights ONLY COVER(and in one case only barely) THESE PEOPLE. You and I don't have the right to choose or voice our opinions because THEY don't like people wearing fur. Bottom line is selling some expensive fur coat is not Murder, it's commerce.
Second: I don't know if the Schumacher's even have pets but if they do, I doubt they BEAT them. But you know something? Sometimes a cat or a dog misbehaves and needs a smack or two. That's not 'beating' now is it? NOPE. But I digress...Where is the proof that Gregg and Linda BEAT their pets? If they have any that is. You have NO PROOF and no reason to make such an obscenely offensive claim. I would demand an apology from these people but they haven't the strenght of mind or the backbone to apologize for anything else they've done/said/scribbled so I highly doubt they would have the nerve to own up to yet another mistake they've made here.

You know...I've looked at their sad little website, I've watched some of the videos and I'm a bit insulted that they don't have any videos of me up there. I know they have at least one because I talked down to some mind-numbed little brats and some sad throwback to the 1960's who tried to intimidate me into leaving. First of all: You need more BRAIN and PEOPLE to make me run scared. You can have all of loud, foul-mouthed little shits you want trying to make me scared but it isn't going to work.
I have a friend, Arnie, who is a Punk. He uses some of the most foul words you can think of and he uses them in normal converstion. Difference is, his word usage is actually INTELLIGENT and I can read into that when he talks. These wanna-bes only swear because they don't have the information or mind to hold a conversation much less deal with someone who 1) Disagrees with them, 2) Have the facts and information to back it up and 3) Isn't afraid of some little dipshits wearing stupid costumes or dressing like terrorists yet deny being terrorists.

And again I ask: Where are the police? You can't write stuff like that on a public sidwalk, making such claims of murder and animal abuse and get away with it, can you? Well, the sad truth is that in Portland, Oregon you can. See the city here is more concerned with keeping the terrorists happy. They don't care about the businesses that have been here for over a century, no, it's much more important to keep a bunch of rail thin, brain dead vegans happy.

Which brings me to the little parade o' stupidity they had yesterday.
"Go Vegan?"
Let me tell you something about eating veggies. How many people have gotten very sick from eating steak in the last 2 weeks? Now, how many have gotten sick (with one death) from eating Spinach-A VEGGIE?
The reason they say "go vegan" is because they know that being a vegan of any sort isn't natural. Eating meat is natural. NOT eating meat is a choice.