Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Now for the Fun Stuff!

Alright, yeah, I know...'where'd the other post go?!' Well, I decided it wasn't a very good one so I, well, I SKINNED IT ALIVE. I ate the meat and threw the rest out.

That's one of the uses of animals, by the way.

Alright, last Sunday I was on the MAX, I had a killer of a headache, and noticed Matt Rossell and his gang of lugnuts were outside of the Schumacher's Fur store. I wondered what was going on and knew I could rely on Matt's silly little website, portlandfurcruelty.com, to give the goods on this late weekend harrassment.

Apparently there was a photo shoot of some kind there and Matt's Prostate - er, Protesters, of course, that's what I meant...heh...
ANYWAY, they decided to show their stupidity to the Sunday crowd, of which there is little on a SUNDAY. They did the ususal, gathered outside the store in their little huddles and played their outdated PETA video on a cheap TV, is it a DVD? Probably not...and VIDEO TAPED the event.
Go to their site, it's great. Matty is a dirty boy. There is one video (for as long as this link lasts, that is SUPPOSED to show some guy mooning the prost-PROTESTERS, damn, but most of the video is focused on a barely dressed young lady. She ISN'T wearing fur yet Matty is taping her. I think the phrase here is either sexual harrassment or maybe Matty is a dirty peeping tom. You gotta wonder. I mean, the video follows the lady, she walked behind something and Matty is trying to tape her some more, actually LOOKS for her. Now I can't hear the sound on the tape on the computers I use, but I wouldn't be suprised if there is nothing but Matty breathing heavy wishing he was married to that!

(was the a cheap shot? does it matter?)

Look around their website, not only will you see people's asses, you'll see they video a lady 'falling' to the floor, Matty seems to enjoy taping half naked ladies. There is also the pictures of the one protester who decided to 'go naked' instead of 'wearing fur' but not putting ashirt or bra on.
Ok, let's examine the STUPIDITY of this action.
1) A topless 'lady' on a fairly busy street, on a SATURDAY AFTERNOON. Families, CHILDRED, walking around being forced to contend with a flabby titted dumbass who 'would rather go naked than wear fur.' Overlooking the fact she is an ANTI-FUR PROTESTER and doesn't wear fur anyway. At least, not when people are looking. Honestly, is this something we want to see? Hell, I've seen balloons that had been inflated for a week and were slowly loosing the air look smoother and tighter than she did! I mean, it's not like she had 'ample' breasts, but when she was bending over to doodle on the sidewalk is looked like two oranges in old socks were hanging off her chest.
(I wonder if they'll accuse ME of sexual harrassment now.)
2) AGAIN WITH THEIR RULES. Watch some of the videos on the site. They BLOCK THE SIDEWALK in a lot of them and actually follow customers that are leaving the store yelling, blah, blah, blah...
Of course when I come out of the store, they don't seem to say much anymore. I dunno why, I used to love it when I would come out to a chorus of boo's and nasty names being thrown at me. Now, they walk away from me...do I smell? Perhaps they can smell the nice juicy MEDIUM RARE STEAKS I love to eat! They aren't cooked right unless there is a moat of the natural red stuff (blood, for you protesters) filling the plate as well!

Which brings me to a point I had in the now skinned post (this is the skin part, not like the skin Matty likes to post on his 'anti-fur' website). I've gone down there and I've been video taped, photographed, whatever by these nutjobs and I have yet to have a picture with a half assed rude remark on it on their site. What gives?! Hell, last time I was there I practically POSED for them! I posted their pictures on my blog with some funny, BUT TRUE, remarks, the least they could do is at least TRY to insult me. Hell, post a picture and have that retard call me a nazi or something, well, have him SAY it but someone else will probably have to spell it for him...

Anyway, I'm still thinking about using their idea of vadnelizing the sidewalk in front of the Schumacher's store for something positive for a change. Actually put some FACTS on it, not like the bullshit Matt's gang put there. 'Schumacher's are murderers,' remember that? I'm still waiting for an apology to appear on Matty's site. It won't happen, I know, but it's funn to keep poking at them.
Besides, I happen to think the Schumacher's are rather nice people.

Now, I'll be posting more stuff here and tossing out sites and facts as quick as I can over the next few weeks because "Black Friday" is coming. That's the day after Thanksgiving. The anti-fur, anti-using-animals-for-anything-including-saving-the-lives-of-children people go out in force to display their stupidity and hatred for humans on a national basis for all to see.
Remember, they may say they just don't like fur but the fact is, and the main reason I'm doing this is, THEY HATE PEOPLE. They not only don't want you to wear fur but they don't want you to have zoos, circuses, pets, seeing eye dogs, and most importantly to me, MEAT TO EAT. These people are...Veggie-Nazis!!! And the last people I'm going to listen to about what I should and should not eat are a bunch of bone thin, sickly looking vegans!

You see these people in walking down the street in your town, tell them how you feel. They'll yell at you, trust me, they'll swear at you, call you names, maybe even spit on you, but don't back down. Dont' walk away because you don't want to deal with them!!!

I'll be posting some stuff about this later though...

EAT MEAT!!! ITS NATURAL!!!

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