Giving Thanks

I'm going to take this time and give thanks for all those nice and tasty animals we have in this world. I think it's great that we are able to, by way of simple nature, to eat those animals that go great with beer and corn. Thanksgiving is one of those great holidays that showcases the tastiest of all animals: the turkey.
I'm looking forward to eating as much of a dead, cooked turkey tomorrow as I can. Hell, I mught even have some dead pig, you know, HAM to go along with it!

Then I'll go out of Black Friday and crash a local protest rally by some of those mental midgets in the "animal rights" movement as they make asses of themselves with their sad display as they cry about how horribly they think it is that people can afford to wear fur coats. And so begins anohter round of animal rights terrorists harassing innocent people and businesses because they feel their rights are more important than everyone else's. These egomaniacs like that old burn out Kevin in Portland and his band of merry fuck-heads in the IDA (In Defense of Animals) who terrorize local fur stores for no reason other than they have no jobs.

Friday these shit-sticks will be out in force with their sad little signs and their outdated videos showing animals in China that are supposedly being abused or were supposedly skinned alive....
...I was thinking about that whole skinned alive video Kevin and his Fuck-head friends were playing in front of Schumacher's and I got to thinking (something you don't do when you're part of IDA or PETA) and it occured to me that the supposed movements of the 'skinned alive' animal might be what are commonly called death rattles, that is, the body keeps moving because the nerves aren't dead yet. It happens all the time. Naturally the PETA and IDA jerk-wads won't actually do any research on this to see if that is the case, no, they would rather lie and intimidate people into thinking they actually give a damn about these animals.

So, I just want to give thanks that I'm still allowed to do what is normal and natural: EAT ANIMALS and will be doing to with great gusto tomorrow. Also, I'm sure the shit-sticks like Kevin and his retard brigade are going to be up to their normal ignorant protests and I'm thinking maybe it's time to step things on for the normal Americans and kick them back like the drooling jackasses they are!